Headline of the Week: Archaeologists say they’ve found tomb of Santa Claus

By Bridge Staff|November 15, 2017Announcements|

Cleve R. Wootson Jr. of the Washington Post is responsible for this week’s headline.  His story begins:

First the good news:  WHoever told you that Santa Claus was an impostor with a fake beard collecting a Christmastime check at the mall, or a lie cooked up by your parents to trick you into five measly minutes of quiet was, at minimum, misinformed.

The bad news: Santa Claus is definitely dead.

Headline announces tomb of santa claus

You can read the entire story on the Washington Post website.

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