Headline of the Week: Archaeologists say they’ve found tomb of Santa Claus
Cleve R. Wootson Jr. of the Washington Post is responsible for this week’s headline. His story begins:
First the good news: WHoever told you that Santa Claus was an impostor with a fake beard collecting a Christmastime check at the mall, or a lie cooked up by your parents to trick you into five measly minutes of quiet was, at minimum, misinformed.
The bad news: Santa Claus is definitely dead.
You can read the entire story on the Washington Post website.