Lots of people are Hungry all the time, we must Give them: micro-greens Poor folks struggle to Feed themselves well. SNAP that’s a bummer. Want some kale? Income is a fuck Eating is expensive. Guess I’ll sell my
Tag Archives: Satire
Local activists successfully capture funding for world’s the smallest park [SUCK IT MILLS ENDS PARK!!]
Portland, OR is a city known for many things. Good beer, lots of rain, an internationally renowned rose garden within one of the largest city parks in the nation, as well as its many bridges. Portland’s Naito Parkway has also
New, [Blood-]Transfers finish free program for low income PCC students
Portland Community College, in partnership with Biomat USA and Portland State University, have announced a new scholarship program for underserved human students. The [Blood] Transfers Finish Free program is reserved for students earning less than 80% of the federal poverty
Trump works out deal to privatize all city parks
The Trump administration issued a briefing that all city parks throughout the nation will begin to transition into private ownership. This move was expected by and embraced by legislators across the aisle in Congress and local state houses. “Finally, this
NRA Supports Tax Initiative to Provide Public School Students with Free Bullet-Resistant Vests
CEO of the NRA Wayne LaPierre(something) announced last Thursday that they would be sponsoring a new tax initiative, which would seek to provide free Kevlar jackets to anyone enrolled in a public school within the continental US. The spokeswoman for
Fancy Shoestring Allows PCC to Walk the Broadband Walk
Portland City Council and PCC have partnered to tackle the issue of community broadband. Telecom and engineering researchers have discovered a new low-cost, high tech solution to make high-speed internet available to all communities regardless of their population density or
A Group Conspicuously Similar to That Scary News Company Purchases The Bridge
On Tuesday of last week The Bridge was informed that it was now under the ownership of a local branch of “Sinclair Media Group.” This is actually a pleasant surprise. The Bridge has infamously been underfunded, and despite the fact
PCC Ratchets Up Student Transportation Costs
The influx of bicycle commuters has had a profoundly negative impact on the financial stability of several PCC campuses including: Cascade campus and Southeast campus, as well as the CLIMB, downtown, and Metro Workforce centers. Parking enforcement employees have swept
Feminist Amish Reject Patriarchy, Satire From Juan Lacayo
Feminist Amish Reject Patriarchy An uncommon sight occurred in the hamlet of Treadwell, PA last month, when a group of three young Amish women were spotted window shopping on the boardwalk of the newly gentrified Lovall District. Passersby noticed